Teen Tries To Crash A "Hannah Montana" Concert The Hard Way

In one of the more hilarious news stories of the past week (well, I think it is. The 11 year old yelling "It's not funny!!! It's not funny!!!" into my ear, apparently doesn't think so. She also thinks that a song that bashes Emo's that inspired the hit YouTube video "I Must Be Emo" is an actual Emo song. Go figure.)

It seems that a sixteen-year-old Los Angeles teenager had planned to hijack an airplane and crash it into a Hannah Montana concert in Louisiana.

On Tuesday, the teen flew from L.A. to Nashville, but that's where it ended. He was arrested in Nashville on Tuesday.

Among the teen’s possessions were handcuffs, duct tape and yarn (yarn???), as his implements for making his plan to overtake the flight crew happen. Although the teen did his planning well, acquiring copies of the flight plan and schedules, he overlooked one vital component to make his fiendish plan a reality: Hannah Montana’s touring schedule. While all this happened Tuesday, the singer wasn’t performing at the Cajundome until Friday anyways. As it stands now, the teen is currently being held awaiting charges for felony terrorism.

Although the urge makes me want to make polls like, "Since a dude with a ball of yarn failed to ram a 40 ton airplane into Hannah Montana, what would you use to do so?", I'll probably get a bunch of sordid answers that would make me go 'ugh' so I won't.